SHIPPING & RETURNS
Free worldwide-shipping on all orders over $12 with the code FREESHIPPING.
You gotta use the code man! Otherwise it's $5 shipping worldwide on all orders. Pretty reasonable.
All orders are sent through Australia Post, a jolly group of van-driving grumpy-fucks who ensure all orders get from A to B as soon as dangerously possible.
Domestic orders should arrive in 3-10 working days.
International shipments vary from 10 – 30 working days.
Unfortunately we don't offer Tracking Numbers on standard post, because it requires blood and urine samples at the Post Office. Worried...? Email us: firstname.lastname@example.org
Returns & Exchanges
All DEATH PATCHES shit is triple-checked to ensure that it's in 100% condition when posted.
However, if you change your mind we'll (reluctantly) exchange any item. But you'll need to cover the postage each way. If you've received an item that you think the postman has chewed on or your neighbour has shaken-up ... let us know and we'll do our best to have their house burnt down.
Or get in touch.
Express Post Options
Every now and again, we'll offer a EXPRESS POST option.
For $25 postage, you'll get your items in five days. If you want this, get in touch.
Anywhere in the whole fucking world in five days is pretty good. That's fucking fast.
Our "free shipping" discount codes aren't applicable with the express option.
But we'll literally run to the Post Office with your order to make sure it gets to you quickly.
We'll turn this option on and off around Christmas time.
Other than that, it's on a case by case basis.